英式英语和美式英语区别的笑话
一个美国男生去英国度假，在酒吧遇到一个女孩子。一见倾心。聊的非常投机。天渐渐的晚了，男孩子不希望女孩子离开，想请她吃饭，就问：Are you free tonight?女孩子回答：Not free,but cheap!
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男:你今晚有空吗?
女:不是免费,但是很便宜
英式英语和美式英语差别造成的笑话
有一个人刚学外语，这天在街上走，不小心踩了一个老外的脚，那人急忙说：“I'm sorry.”老外也礼貌的说了句：“I'm sorry too.”那人一听，急忙说了句：“I'm sorry three.”老外一听傻了，问：“What are you sorry for?”那人无奈的说：“I'm sorry five.”
笑话的英文
joke
音标:英 [dʒəʊk]美 [dʒoʊk]
词典释义
joken.笑话，玩笑；笑柄，笑料
jestn.笑话，玩笑；戏谑，诙谐；笑柄
japev.开玩笑
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例句
1.他喜欢笑话。
He loves a joke.
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2.你听过那个关于爱尔兰人、英国人和美国人的笑话吗？
Have you heard the one about the Irishman, the Englishman and the American?
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3.那只不过是句玩笑话。
That's only a joke.
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英式笑话 walk into pab
walk into a bar 有双关义,既可以是“走进一家酒吧”,也可以是“撞上一根栏杆”
光看第一句很容易以为是通常的”两个人走进一家酒吧“,结果第二句”你以为第二个人会看见它吗?“,才知道原来说的是“两个人撞上一根栏杆”,而且第二个人是看见第一个人撞上了之后,接着自己也撞上去.笑点就是这.
美式英语和英式英语的区别而引发的笑话
Trousers / Pants：当刚从美国回来的英国小伙子赞美英国mm“Nice Pants”,这时,杯具发生了.MM还以为他长了透视眼呢……Trousers,Pants这两个单词的用法应特别留意.Pants在英国指内裤,但在美国却是长裤.在英国,长裤为 trousers.所以,当一位外国人说 Pants的时候,你要弄清楚他究竟是英国人还是美国人,不要把内裤变成了长裤哦.
Lift / Elevator：一个美国人在英国,问：“How can I get to 20th floor?”英国人说：“Take a lift.”美国人就疯了：“Ok,but who can be so strong to lift me to 20th floor?”在英国,如果你不想爬楼梯,你可以搭lift.如果你在美国的话,你就只好搭elevator了,没有人会把你抬上去的哦!
Petrol / Gas：英国小伙子到了美国搭车,说：“Can I ride to New York?” 美国人很热情,说：“Sure,my car has full tank of gas.”英国小伙子一听害怕了：“Well,no,thank you.I still want to live.”在这里,英式英语中汽油是“Petrol”而Gas是“煤气、瓦斯”的意思,怪不得英国小伙子害怕呢,他可不想坐上马上就要爆炸的“亡命之车”啊!
Film / Movie：film是英式英语,除了电影外,还有picture/photo的意思.同时film也表示“胶卷” 就是音译的菲林 movie,是美式英语,只表示电影,不能表示照片、图片等.去看电影可以用 go to the movie(美） 或者 go to the cinema(英）,但绝不能用go to the film,不然也会闹笑话的.
非常搞笑的英语笑话（带翻译）
收集经典的全英文笑话？
一个醉酒司机和交警的搞笑对话A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, "What’ s the problem officer?" Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir, I was going 65." Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gives his wife a dirty look.) Officer: "I’ m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light." Man: "Broken tail light? I didn’ t know about a broken tail light!" Wife: "Oh Harry, you’ ve known about that tail light for weeks." (The man gives his wife another dirty look.) Officer: "I’ m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt." Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car." Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt." The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma’ am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" The wife says, "No, only when he’s drunk." 还有更多的英语笑话哦 摘自http://www.xhh.cc/xiaohua/yingyuxiaohua/647.html
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I'm Trying to Stop It
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"
"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？”
“没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”
“I'm sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”
“Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”
“Yes ，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”
“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”
“20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元。”
“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”
英文笑话有哪些？
1.A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,'Get the kid.'
这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话，千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。”
英文版的笑话
A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away. Turning to her kittens, the cat said, You see how important it is to know a second language.
