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「万个冷笑话中蛇精」十万个冷笑话里面葫芦娃7娃对蛇精说的话

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十万个冷笑话里面葫芦娃7娃对蛇精说的话

第七集 大战小金刚 青蛇精的一片树叶就破了六娃的隐身法 至此,葫芦七兄弟全数被生擒。青蛇精志得意满地回到青蛇洞大摆酒席款待大小头领,在宴会上青蛇MM春风满面(貌似还画了比平时更浓的妆),当众炼起了七心丹,哪知道犯了“主角定律”,在被熊熊火焰燃烧的炼丹炉中,火娃从怀中掏出了山神委托仙鹤交给葫芦兄弟的七颗仙丹,葫芦兄弟抱成一团,瞬间炼丹炉炸开,一颗七色仙丹位于炉中。青蛇精在“喜庆”之时不忘告慰姐姐姐夫的在天之灵,掉下了几滴眼泪,之后美滋滋地把“七心丹”放进嘴里,却不想此物奇硬无比,搿到了牙齿,在独眼蛤蟆和鳄鱼头领的鼓吹之下,青蛇精决定把“七心丹”劈开分而食之,可是青蛇精最引以自豪的金刚宝剑居然没有把“七心丹”劈开,反而被它损坏,气得青蛇精直吐芯子,变出石斧向“七心丹”劈去,一声巨响,白光之中突然蹿出一个小葫芦娃扑到青蛇精的腰,惊吓之中青蛇精诧异万分不之如何是好,这个小小葫芦娃大闹宴会,在与众妖的战斗中展示了自己集七兄弟本领与一身(貌似没有七娃的本领吧…)的强大力量,青蛇精的明枪暗箭都对葫芦小金刚毫无威胁,在小金刚变成巨人的时候青蛇精也害怕了,躲在石桌后面试探性地放出一支痒痒挠,挠小金刚的脚心,小金刚消失,见到敌人消失,青蛇精以为对手逃跑,又威风起来,却不想小金刚已经隐身跑到身后,突然出现,将自己顶了出去。

十万个冷笑话福绿篇最后蛇精的呻吟是怎么回事

生育后代之前做的事

求一张十万个冷笑话中好看的蛇精的图片,有一张小金刚和蛇精的蛇年大吉的。(做QQ头像用)

《十万个冷笑话》福禄篇小金刚为什么会喜欢蛇精?

帅哥都喜欢美女,这样的设定很合理啊,你问这样的问题是不是出于受之前版本的影响,我想说《十万个冷笑话》创造出来的新版的葫芦娃,实在是很毁童年。之前我们善良可爱的七个葫芦娃。都被恶搞的没有了任何之前的可爱。我只想说这部恶搞动漫。是很有《十万个冷笑话》的专属,恶趣味的。这本来《十万个冷笑话》就是一部恶搞动漫,所以我这样的剧情似乎是可以理解的,但是我们还是比较喜欢我们之前的老版本的,七个可爱的葫芦娃。他们还是没有任何就是说被打压的现象。我们的葫芦娃还是在我们小时候心中拥有可爱的形象。并且。那座七彩的大山还是比较的深刻的留在我们心中。之前我们的七个葫芦娃,还有小金刚。那朴实憨厚的可爱形象还留在我们心中。他们经常是以小孩子可爱的形象出现在我们心中,而不是《十万个冷笑话》中搞怪的形象。小金刚和蛇精居然之后还结婚了,有了一个孩子,话说这似乎和原版的根本不一样,只是名字一样,但是真的是完全不一样的存在啊,这样的剧情和原版根本沾不上边,实在是很恶搞。并且,小金刚还是时空管理者,还是特别不靠谱的时空管理者,所以才有了之后的搞笑情节,常喜欢这部动漫,因为这是比较搞笑的动漫,很喜欢超级帅的小金刚还有蛇精,虽然这个名字不大好,对了喜欢女王大人好啦。

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在动画十万个冷笑话中福禄娃编中蛇精最后的结局是什么

蛇精和福禄小金刚性福的在一起了 在大电影中好像有孩子了!

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十万个冷笑话蛇精和葫芦小金刚在床上会干嘛

蛇精缠在葫芦小金刚的身上,。。。然后他们合体成为蝴蝶妹妹。。。。瞎说的~~

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