圣诞节小笑话英文版
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说. “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的.”
圣诞节英语小笑话
A half-eaten egg was a result it becomes a leftover egg! I wish Merry Christmas
一个鸡蛋被吃剩半边，结果它变成了剩蛋！预祝圣诞快乐
圣诞节笑话（英文与翻译）
do you know the gender of Rudolph the reindeer ?你知道鲁道夫（圣诞老人的驯鹿的名字）是雄的还是雌的？
how could i know!我怎么知道！
but i do.it is definitely female.我倒知道。它肯定是母的
reasons?理由呢
coz Saint Claus is male!因为圣诞老人是男的
英语圣诞节笑话
如果你今天没收到我的圣诞礼物，那一定是因为--你的袜子有个大洞！ 快补补吧！！
关于圣诞节的英文小笑话
The child, I am a Santa Claus, some Christmas big ritual needs to giveyou. Any... ... Your family does not have the chimney? Does not buy!
.孩子，我是圣诞老人，有一份圣诞大礼要送给你。什么……你们家没有烟囱？还不去买！
圣诞节笑话英文版
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谁有圣诞节的英语小笑话？要有中文翻译！
It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,
“What is your offense?”
“I did my Christmas shopping early this year,” cried the prisoner.
“There’s nothing wrong with that,” said the Judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” answered the prisoner
圣诞佳节到来，法官心情愉悦的问受刑人：
“你做了什么坏事啊？”
“我今年圣诞节购物早了些。”犯人回答。
“那并不事件坏事”，法官说：“到底多早之前啊？”
“商店开门之前。”犯人答道。
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel.
Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up?
圣诞节前夕，圣诞老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯，门还未开前，三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票，猜猜谁会将它捡起？
Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!
答案：当然是圣诞老人啦！为什么？因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。
What do you do if one of Santa’s reindeer swallows your pencil?
Answer: use a pen
若圣诞老人的驯鹿吃掉你的铅笔该怎么办？
答案：用原子笔
What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?
Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe
圣诞老人喜欢在花园里做什么？
答案：锄地。（英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是锄草之意，ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。）
What can Santa give away and still keep?
Answer: a cold.
什么东西圣诞老人可以分送出去，自己却也还留着？
答案：感冒。
关于圣诞节的小笑话，要英文。多一点。
Do
you
know
the
gender
of
Rudolph
the
reindeer
?你知道鲁道夫(圣诞老人的驯鹿的名字)是雄的还是雌的?
how
could
i
know!我怎么知道!
but
i
do.it
is
definitely
female.我倒知道。它肯定是母的
reasons?理由呢
coz
Saint
Claus
is
male!因为圣诞老人是男的
关于圣诞的小笑话，英文的（要有翻译）
a
few
days
later
I
heard
that
you
want
to
have
eggs,
that
true?
That
I
wish
you
lay
eggs
(Christmas)
Happy!
In
a
few
days
you
have
to
Egg's
full
moon,
I
also
wish
you
a
round
ahead
of
eggs
(New
Year's
Day)
Happy!
Send中文：听说你过几天要生个蛋,真的吗?那我得祝你生蛋(圣诞)快乐!再过几天你的蛋蛋又要满月,那么我就也提前祝你圆蛋(元旦)快乐!
I
wish
to
Santa
Claus
on
Christmas
Eve:
I
hope
that
no
matter
how
bad
your
feet,
wear
socks
when
tomorrow
morning,
I'll
give
you
receive
the
full
blessing,
the
warmth
of
your
heart
and
feet
ㄚ子!中文：平安夜我向圣诞老人许愿：希望不管你脚多么臭，明早当穿起袜子时，能收到我给你的满满的祝福，温暖你的心和脚ㄚ子！
有人知道关于圣诞节的小笑话?用英语!
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"
