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英语课堂间的小笑话

The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother. "I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....." 新老师 9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。 "乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。 "妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。" Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 两只鸟 老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？ 学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 老师：请说说看。 学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。” The Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 鱼网 "你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？" 老师发问道。 "把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。 A physics Examination Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls? Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears. 一次物理考试 在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。 这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？ 尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。

英语幽默笑话大全

可饶是如此，也把他吓得不轻。抬头看了一眼，见目的地还在百余米开外。这距离不能说远，可对如今曲君而言却似天堑！曲君心知自己已经无以为继，愤恨的瞪了温德一眼，不等下次攻击到来，他在身上伤口处摸了一下，跟着就用沾满鲜血的右手召唤出了新的使魔！ 1.A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there. Finally the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk replies, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either." 2.Sleeping Pills Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning." "That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?" 3.Charge for Bread and Butter Some years ago, my dad, an attorney, took me to a fancy restaurant in Now York City. When the bill arrived, there was a $1.50 charge for bread and butter. Dad paid the bill, including the charge for bread and butter. However, the next day, he sent a letter to the resturant stating that the charge was uncalled for. Enclosed in the same envelope was a bill for $500 in legal services. Someone from the restaurant called immediately and asked, "What is this $500 bill for? We never ordered any legal services." Dad replied, "I never ordered any bread and butter." The $1.50 was returned without delay. 可饶是如此，也把他吓得不轻。抬头看了一眼，见目的地还在百余米开外。这距离不能说远，可对如今曲君而言却似天堑！曲君心知自己已经无以为继，愤恨的瞪了温德一眼，不等下次攻击到来，他在身上伤口处摸了一下，跟着就用沾满鲜血的右手召唤出了新的使魔！

英语笑话，适合在课上讲的，不要太长

"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English." The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?" The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!" 中文翻译 "法官先生，我的当事人被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约，几乎不认路。而且，他只会说几个英语单词。" 法官看了看被告，问道："你会说多少英文？" 被告抬起头，说："把你的钱包给我！"

用英语写一篇关于上课与老师们的笑话

1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: George!

英语课前五分钟笑话

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急求搞笑的英语笑话，谢谢大家啦，下次课要上台讲

1、The Fish NetCan you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.鱼网你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安? 老师发问道。把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。 小女孩回答道。2、The New TeacherGeorge comes from school on the first of September.George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....新老师9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。2英语笑话带翻译《律师、宝马和胳膊》一个律师打开他的宝马车门，突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了，警察赶到现场，律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马。“警察同志，看看他们把我的车弄的!!!”律师哀怨地说。“你们律师真是物质至上，我很不舒服!”警察反驳说，“你这么关心你可恶的宝马，你可能没有注意到你的左胳膊也没了。”律师终于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，“天哪，我的劳力士手表在哪儿?”A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW."Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined."You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"《狗住旅店》一个人给一家他计划在假期里停留的小旅馆写了封信，“我非常希望带着我的狗，它很干净很有教养，你能允许它和我睡一间屋子吗?”旅馆主人立即回了封信，“我经营旅馆很多年了，狗从没偷过毛巾，床单， 餐具，或者墙上的画。我也从没有在半夜因为狗喝醉胡闹而赶走它，狗也从不不付帐就跑掉。实际上我们非常欢迎您的狗来我们旅馆，如果它为您担保，也欢迎您来。A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."

收英语笑话 口语课要讲

Let me take it down An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ." "Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know." 为我所用 一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。” “请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

求英语课上用来演讲的笑话

Let me take it down An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ." "Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know." 为我所用 一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。” “请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。 An old soldier often told his garden about his past war exploits. "Once I met with a dozen enemy sol-diers and took them prisoners singlehand-ed." "It was half a dozen enemy soldiers when you told me the story last year.But why have you added so many more this time?" "You silly lad.You were younger last year,and I was afraid to frighten you." While wisiting the cemetery,a sorrowful couple noticed a headstone,which read,"here lies a lawyer and a honest nan"."look at that",the woman said,"money's so tight they're putting then two in a grave." Lawyer Jokes : A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man." "How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three people buried in one grave." __________________________________ These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. __________________________________ Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. _________________________________ Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. _________________________________ Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. __________________________________ Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. __________________________________ Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. A:Nice to meet you. B:Nice to meet you,too. C:Nice to meet you,three. An Artist An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings." "That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" An old soldier often told his garden about his past war exploits. "Once I met with a dozen enemy sol-diers and took them prisoners singlehand-ed." "It was half a dozen enemy soldiers when you told me the story last year.But why have you added so many more this time?" "You silly lad.You were younger last year,and I was afraid to frighten you BUYING A HAT A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, madam. You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!" To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!" I'M NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF. Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. While Miles was at the barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him. "Hello, Miles," the manager said. "I see that you are having your hair cut in office time." "Yes, sir, I am," admitted Miles calmly. "You see, sir, it grows in office time." "Not all of it," said the manager at once. "Some of it grows in your own time." "Yes, sir, that's quite true." Answered Miles politely, "but I'm not having it all cut off." But the teacher cried The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms. When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?" "Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!" The difference between men and women Jock was driving up a steep, narrow, tortuous, Scottish mountain road. A woman was driving down the same road in the opposite direction. As they pass each other the woman leant out the window and shouted: "PIG!!" Jock immediately leant out his window and replied with "BITCH!!" They each continue on their way, but as Jock rounded the next corner he ran into a pig in the middle of the road.... The Clock Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Theresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie." "Whose clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life." "Where is Bill's clock?" Hillary asked. "Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He is using it as a ceiling fan." One Engine Left A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a result." Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late." At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!" In the morning Mr.Smith comes into the garden at the back of his house. He sees much snow(雪) in the garden.Mr.Smith wants to take his car out, so he asks a man to clean the road from his garage(车库)to the gate(大门). He says to the man,”Don't throw any snow on that side. It will damage(损坏) flowers in the street, or the policeman will come.”Then he goes out. When he comes back, the road is clean.There is no snow on the flowers, on the wall or in the street. But when he open the garage, he sees the garage is full of snow(被雪充满), the snow from the road, and his car is under the snow! A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach. The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA." Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach. Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA." The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear. She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman. He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA." 英语幽默笑话： 一：She Didn"t Say Anything A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence. The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。 “How do you know?” asked her father. “She didn"t say anything.” 二：I Have Turned It Over A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It"s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?” The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don"t think it"s necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?” 三、40 over Li lotus heart disease arises suddenly, is escorted to the hospital first aid. The condition extremely too bad, the Li lotus felt oneself nearly all already died. In the rescue, the Li lotus has heard God's sound suddenly: "You cannot die, you also may live for 45 years 6 months 02 days, has the courage to go on living!" Certainly, the result was the Li lotus miracle is revived. After the body recovers, the Li lotus thought oneself also can live for more than 40 years, then □has anxiously is leaving the hospital, first repairs the face, then makes up the lip, then is the prosperous chest, finally is the thin abdomen, continuously has undergone 4 cosmetology surgeries altogether, then was called the specialized hair stylist to visit the service, changed has sent the color, has made the new tide hairstyle, the entire stature looked at □the young several years old. After last the reshaping surgery completes, the Li lotus then happily handled left the hospital the procedure, □thought actually the ambulance which rapidly 驶过 by 撞死 in the entrance. After the heaven, the Li lotus has been angry interrogates God: "Since you had said I also may live for 45 years, then you should not eat the word." God awkwardly 耸了耸肩, replies: "Really is sorry, at that time, the vehicle hit when you... ... I have not recognized am you." 英语笑话这里面有的，可以看看： http://www.sxuu.com/loveu/Article/english/yyxx/200508/22000.html 英语幽默 双关歇后语：）~ http://www.sxszjzx.com/~t207/wht_2.htm Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow". 老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行". Do You Know My Work？ One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes． Two men stood outside and looked at the fire． “Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money when they're afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．” “You don't know my work，” said the other． “What is your work？” “I'm a policeman． “Oh！” cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work？”“No，”said the policeman． “I'm a writer． I'm always telling stories about things that never happened．” 译文：（自己简单翻译） 你知道我是干什么的吗？ 一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。 两个人站在外面，看着大火。 “在我出来之前，”其中一个说：“我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。” “你不知道我是干什么的。”另一个说。 “你是干什么的？” “我是警察。” “噢！”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动，说：“那你知道我是干什么的？”“不知道。”警察说。 “我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。” Who is the laziest Father:Well,Jack,I talked with your teacher today .And now I want to ask you a question ,Who is the laziest person inyour class ? Jack:I don`t know ,father. Father:Oh,think!When other boys and girls are reading and wirting ,who sits quietly and only watch how other people word? Jack:Our teacher ,father. 更多的请点击参考资料链接。 谢谢！

如何让英语课堂幽默起来

教学是一门艺术，而幽默又是一种普遍应用的艺术手法。前苏联著名教育家斯维特洛夫曾指出：“教育家最主要的，也是第一位的助手是幽默。”幽默的语言可以使知识变得浅显易懂；幽默的语言可以使人精神放松，使课堂气氛和谐。教师恰当地运用幽默，可以活跃课堂气氛，有助于学生产生愉悦的情绪，较容易地接受知识，同时使学生对所学的知识印象更加深刻，并能从中受到启发，领悟出幽默外的含义。可见幽默在英语教学中起着举足轻重的作用。一、和谐师生关系，提高教师魅力幽默可以融洽师生之间的关系，提高教师的魅力。教师通过教学幽默，可以让学生领略到教师所具有的丰富多彩的个性和精神世界，使他们觉得站在他们面前的不只是一个可敬畏的“教师”，而且是一个风趣可亲的“朋友”。和谐幽默的气氛可使师生之间关系更加密切，有利于情感交流，共同步入一个相容有趣的教学世界。我深刻体会到了这一点。我从学生办的墙报上看到：“幽默 严肃=苏老师。我们的苏老师上课象说相声一样，你想不听都不可能，每到关键地方都会有个“包袱”抖开，感到很轻松，总觉得一会儿就下课了。我以前一点儿也不喜欢英语，现在最喜欢英语课了。”学生们的字里行间无不流露出对有幽默感的老师的敬佩与崇拜。老舍先生也说:“幽默者的心是热的。”幽默的教师，在诙谐的举止言谈中，总是对学生充满爱意，流露出一种体贴、理解、信任的真挚感情，给学生以鼓励、宽慰和力量。作为一名英语教师，应该是热爱生活、热爱外语教育事业、乐观向上的人。因为幽默来源于对生活的热爱，它是从心底里涌出来的，而不是想象出来的。在英语教学中，教师能在适当的场合、适当的时机巧妙地运用幽默的语言组织教学，就能活跃课堂气氛、激发学生的学习兴趣、加深对语言知识的理解程度，还能提高批评的效果，改善师生之间的对立关系，让学生乐于接受批评和帮助。一个恰如其分的幽默，如饮一杯清新的甘泉，让学生浅斟细酌，回味无穷。学生定会把课堂当成汲取知识的精神乐园。那么教师的人格魅力自然得到了充分的体现，你在学生心目中的形象自然高大起来，学生由接受你的人，自然会发展到接受你的知识和你的教育。可见，幽默的教学语言和技巧对和谐师生关系、提高教师的人格魅力有着不可磨灭的功绩。二、 调节课堂气氛，激发学生的求知欲枯燥乏味的学习往往令学生对学习产生厌烦心理，一堂成功的英语课，要求教师精神饱满、激情飞扬、语言生动幽默。教师风趣幽默的语言艺术往往会打破沉闷、活跃气氛，极大地增加学生学习的积极性，使学生在阵阵欢声笑语中获得知识。记得我讲sleepy这个单词时，正好有个男同学打瞌睡，我说了一句：知道sleepy的意思吗？看看宋一辉同学就知道了。 全班同学都笑了。宋一辉感到很不好意思，但精神抖擞地听完了这节课，可谓一箭双雕。学生心情舒畅、积极投入与心不在焉、消极应付地学习，其效果是大不相同的。作为教师就有必要借助于幽默的语言来让学生活跃起来，努力营造出利于师生交流的乐学情境。但幽默并不能解决外语课堂教学中的所有问题，更不能替代英语教科书。教学实践中证明，教师可在上课之初运用幽默使学生在欢快的气氛中开始新的学习；也可以在上课之中运用幽默，将课堂气氛推向高潮，提高学习效率；还可用在课尾，让学生回味无穷。当然幽默的目的并不是只要引得学生开心大笑就行，而是要唤起学生的学习兴趣，给学生以新异的刺激，培养其理解能力和记忆能力。所以我们选用的幽默不可哗众取宠，误了教学。为提高教学效果，运用幽默时，教师本人语言动作要协调一致，有时需一本正经，有时需绘声绘色，要象演员一样学会一定的表演技巧。在教学中，能根据实际情况制造幽默，效果会更好。幽默具有“寓教于乐”的功效。相声小品之所以被人们所喜爱，就是因为它成功运用了幽默这种形式，它能让人在捧腹大笑之余受到教育和启迪。在教学中，成功地运用幽默,就会达到寓教于乐的效果。三、保护学生的自尊，培养学生情感在课堂教学中我们都会遇到一些突发事件，比如说学生调皮了、回答问题出错了等等。对学生所犯的错误，我们应该持一种宽容的态度，以幽默的教学技巧化解矛盾，以不牺牲或伤害学生的自尊为前提。对有骄傲情绪的学生，善意委婉的幽默可使他心有灵犀地意识到自己的不足。对一些“调皮”、不守纪律的学生，缺乏幽默的教师往往方法简单粗暴，容易激化师生之间的矛盾，形成对立。对学生的错误，可采取多种方式解决，其中幽默的方式对学生的成长更为有利，也易于被学生们理解和接受。 如果我们一味地批评学生，不但会伤害学生的幼小心灵，而且会打击学生学习英语的积极性。倘若选择幽默的语言给予幽默的批评，不但可以保护学生的自尊，而且能让学生享受到轻松愉快的情绪体验，从而摆脱苦学的烦恼，进入乐学的境界。一个优秀的英语教师所具备的幽默不仅是一种艺术，而且也是一种人格魅力，它能有效地提升学生的素质。幽默也能给人以轻松的感觉，可以开启人的智慧，提高思维能力，从意识上去缩短学习的时间，让学生觉得“这节课过得真快，真有趣”，从而增强教学效果。总而言之，作为一名中学英语教师，在平时的课堂教学中恰如其分地运用幽默，制造一种愉快和谐的课堂氛围，或者使用生动幽默的教学方法，使教学有声有色、有动有静、充满欢乐，一定会使学生精力集中、情绪高涨，使学生在对这门课产生浓厚的兴趣同时产生无穷的学习动力。这样不仅有利于创设和谐的教学情境，调节教与学的关系，而且更有利于课堂教学在和谐的状态下顺利完成，从而取得良好的教学效果。让我们的教师同行们多一点幽默，多给学生一点幽默，让我们的英语课堂充满幽默的魅力！

为了增加小学英语课上的趣味性，可以讲哪些英语笑话，或者故事？

小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet? 老师说：Go ahead. 小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说： May I go to the toilet? 老师说：Go ahead. 小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗？怎么不去？ 小明说：你没听老师说“去你个头”啊！ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 一对热恋中的男女。女生非常没有安全感，于是对着男友说：“SAY I LOVE YOU!! SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT!” 男的答道：“IT!” -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 一位在美的留学生，想要考国际驾照。在考试时因为过于紧张，看到地上标线是向左转。 他不放心的问道:turn left？ 监考官回答：right。于是他立刻向右转…… -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 某人刻苦学习英语，终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞，忙说：I am sorry。 老外应道：I am sorry too。 某人听后又道：I am sorry three。 老外不解，问：What are you sorry for? 某人无奈，道：I am sorry five。 一次为一个初中小孩搞家教，在其英语课本上发现如下恐怖字眼： 爸死（bus) 爷死（yes) 哥死（girls） 妹死（Miss) ...... 死光（school）