冷笑话英语翻译
One day, a man to go fishing, he catch a squid, he told that only squid say: I want a roast it for you. The only squid say: please, don't bake me. That person say: ok, I test you a question. The only squid say: good good, you take an examination of you take an examination of. Results the man put that only to roast. Squid.
英文里“冷幽默”或者“冷笑话”这词怎么说
1.冷幽默：Cold humor冷幽默，带有一点黑色幽默的成分，但又区别于黑色幽默。可以理解为意图不明显的幽默。当事人在讲一个冷幽默的时候，并没有刻意地要达到幽默的效果，是一种很随意的幽默，笑不笑由你。2.冷笑话：Cold jokes冷笑话，是指笑话本身因为无聊、谐音字、翻译、或省去主语、不同逻辑、断语或特殊内容等问题，或由于表演者语气或表情等原因，导致一个笑话不能达到好笑的目的，较难引人发笑而成冷场。
扩展资料由于冷幽默后半部分总会出乎人的意料，所以对冷幽默怀有积极看法的人听得冷幽默越多，冷幽默就会越冷。原因是冷幽默的后半部分总是出乎听者意料之外的。听者内心总暗示自己，“冷幽默的后半部分内容是猜不到的”，但是人的好奇心却让听者继续猜。最终导致的结果就是“注意力集中和思维地投入”这个思维过程的加长或加深。冷笑话是一种新兴的语言现象,伴随着网络的普及它已经渗透到了青年群体的日常生活,偶尔爆出的一两句冷笑话能使交流氛围变得轻松愉悦,也能展示交谈者的幽默和智慧。
参考资料来源：百度百科-冷幽默参考资料来源：百度百科-冷笑话
冷笑话的英文是什么?
cold joke
dry humor
跪求这个冷笑话的英文翻译
Three people together, compare-test marksmanship, by a black cap with something as a target.
The first man in black head, then puts an apple in the distance to ten meters position and raised my hand against a gun will apples, he broke the muzzle said: I 'm zoro!
In the second head put a black cherry, then at a distance of fifty metres, raised my hand against the cherry a gun, he blew a muzzle said: I 'm007
The third person in the black head and put a grain of sesame, and then in the distance of 100 meters away from the gun and raised my hand against the black head is broken, he blew a muzzle said: I 'm sorry...
帮我翻译冷笑话~~
冷笑话不能翻译。。。。。
翻译的过程就像微波的过程，热乎了就没意思了。
其实都是些浅显的东西，或者大实话，非要说出来，所以才叫冷笑话。
比如，一支火柴棍有点冷，于是它就燃烧了，所以变成了棉签。呵呵，这个你看得懂不？
晕。。。。。你怎么补充的就是这个啊。。。
挠脑袋，就是擦火柴啊，就着火了。去包上棉花，不就是棉签嘛~
帮忙翻译 冷笑话~
Electrical appliances held jokes contest,
In each electric equipment to speak a joke,
And let the scene of every audience all laugh,
Otherwise be grasp to go to lu ba. Is a washer first,
Once his joke finish speak, and the whole field roar with laughter,
Suddenly heard a rice cooker said: "good cold oh ~ ~ ~"
So washer is grasp to go to lu ba. The next game is the most intelligent computer, once his joke finish speak, all all of the appliances smiled to turn over,
And hear rice cooker say: "good cold oh ~ ~ ~"
So! The computer is also grasp to go to lu ba.
The third is most humorous desk lamp,
Desk lamp is very confident to finish speak a joke, everybody all laugh until rolled on the floor,
Rice cooker say again: "good cold oh ~ ~ ~"
Proper desk lamp to be grasp to go to lu ba,
Rice cooker very angry of stand up,
Sitting behind him, turned the refrigerator said:
"I'm fed up with your smile smile, mouth not so large, zhang is very cold alas,"
一个冷笑话 英语翻译
冷笑话? lame joke
谁能这几则冷笑话翻译成英文
Once upon a time, there was a bird. Everyday, he has to fly through a corn field, One day the corn field cought fire, all the sweet corn has became pop corn! when the bird fly through it..... thought it's snowing, he get cold to death.
One Summer, a giraffe met a rabbit, she is very proud of showing her neck "Ah, little rabbit, you know how good to have a long neck? you know just how fresh and sweet are those leaves at the top of the trees?,,,... you know when you drink cold water in the Summer and feel the cold water slowly flow through the neck?........oh."
The rabbit gave her a glance, just said:"Have you tried vomitting?"
冷笑话翻译成英文~帮帮忙
There weretwo bananas walking on the street. One of them felt hot and took off his clothes, while the other one behind him fell over. lol
英语冷笑话
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
