笑话印度人打过了,多少人,一辆摩托车
我记得好像我上次有数过
应该是12个人
我一直都没想通
上了这么多人
那个车子为毛还走得去
印度核动力摩托笑话
阿三的世界你们谁懂
印度人到中国旅游,感叹中国贫穷,大街上连一辆摩托车都没有,真相如何?
现在随着国和国之间的交往是比较密切的,而且人们在有空闲的时间都会选择到国外旅行。现在也有非常多的外国人会来到中国看一看,同样的也有一些中国人会往外跑,在国外定居或者是结婚生子。
但是由于一些地方的生活习惯以及观念的不同,有时候也会闹出一些笑话。就像之前一位印度土豪到中国之后就说出了这样一句很雷人的话,他说:中国果然很贫穷,家里居然连摩托车都没有。这究竟是怎么回事呢?
我们知道现在中国的许多家庭家中都是没有摩托车的,取代它们的是电动车或者是小汽车。现在许多家庭都是拥有小汽车的,因为小汽车的价格并不会很昂贵,而且在中国来说有一辆小汽车也是比较方便的,所以就不会想着说要买一辆摩托车。但是印度这个国家就不一样了,印度几乎每一户人家都会买一辆摩托车。他们觉得从印度的交通情况来看,拥有一辆摩托车是最好的选择。而且印度现在有许多人是买不起私家车的,所以摩托车就成为了大马路上非常常见的交通工具。
印度人是非常喜欢骑摩托车的,他们觉得摩托车很拉风,而且在印度只有中产阶级以上的人才能购买摩托车,所以他们也觉得这是一种身份的象征。于是这位印度富豪来到中国之后才会觉得中国人是贫穷的,家中居然没有摩托车当然中国人就哭笑不得了,说我们没有摩托车,但是我们每一户人家都有私家车,这样子就不能说我们贫穷了吧。印度人的摩托车也是非常奇幻,在一些电视上或者是亲自到印度的朋友,就会发现他们的摩托车上可以坐非常多的人。中国现在有一些城市已经开始限制骑摩托车了,因为骑摩托车对于空气的污染是比较严重的,现在已经被电动车取而代之了。但是印度却还是始终坚持使用摩托车,其中一个原因也是因为他们的路况原因。因此由于两国的交通情况不同,所以有时候也会产生一些误解
说说你骑摩托车时有发生什么笑话吧?
骑摩托车的时候我特别喜欢飙高速,然后飙着飙着,前面有一个人牵着一头牛过去了,我急忙来个刹车带瞬移后面嘴巴就擦着牛屁股过去了。
楼主弃摩托车去县城的笑话有什么内涵
请采纳我的问题
1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指,但竟没有一个同学注意到,令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐着谈天的时候,她突然站起来大声说:“哎呀,这里真热呀,我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。”2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她:“你是否怀孕了?”“是啊!”女佣回道。“亏你还说得出口,你还没有结婚,难道不觉得害羞吗?”女主人再次训。“我为什么要害羞,女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗?”“可是我怀的是我丈夫的!”女主人生气地反驳。“我也是啊!”女佣高兴地附和。3、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服,就是把口子在后面扣上,可以挡风。一天他酒后驾驶, 翻了,一头栽在路旁。警察赶到:警察甲:好严重的车祸。警察乙:是啊,脑袋都撞到后面去了。警察甲:嗯,还有呼吸,我们帮他把头转回来吧。警察乙:好.....一、二使劲,转回来了。警察甲:嗯,没有呼吸了.......4、在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上,因为时常发生车祸,所以常常有一些鬼故事发生,有一天晚上,有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩,身着白衣的女人向他招手,因为这个司机没有见过鬼,所以大胆的停下来让她上车了,这一路上,司机虽然不信有鬼,心里也毛毛的,所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人,开着开着,突然司机发现那个女人不见了!司机吓了一大跳,赶紧踩了一个刹车!只见那个女人满脸是血,表情狰狞。司机吓的牙直打颤。突然那女人开口了:“你会不会开车啊!我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……”5、一个病人去看病,医生检查了他,皱着眉头说:“您病得太严重了,恐怕不会活多久了。” 病人:“求您告诉我我还能活多久?” 医生:“十……” 病人着急地问:“十什么?十年??十个月???十天?????” 医生:“十,九,八,七,六,五……”6、老师:“你能说一些18世纪科学家共同特点吗?”学生:“能,他们都死了。”7、犀粪蜣和蚊子谈恋爱,蜣问蚊子是做什么工作的,蚊子说:“护士,打针的。”蜣一拍大腿:“缘分呐,我是中药局搓药丸的…”8、一非洲人住在某一宾馆。夜半,起火,不明原因。非洲人见状顾不了那么许多,光着身子就跑出去了。消防员见状惊呼:“我的妈呀!都烧的糊了吧区的了还能跑那么快!”9、一个人想出国考察,但必须得到老总批准。于是他向老总请示,老总给了他一张字条,上面写着:“Go ahead”。 那人想:“Go ahead=前进,老总是批准了。”于是他开始打点行李。 一个同事见到了他问:“你在做什啊??”他说:“我准备出国考察,老总批准了,给我写了‘Go ahead’。” 同事一见条就乐了:“咱们老总根本就没批准!!咱老总的英语水平你还不知道,他这是在说去个头!”10、牧师对买了他马和马车的农夫说:“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言,叫"感谢上帝"它就跑;叫"赞美上帝"它才停下。”农夫将信将疑,他试着喊了一声感谢上帝,那匹马立刻飞奔起来,越跑越快。一只跑到悬崖边上惊恐的农夫才想起让它停下来的口令“赞美上帝”。果然,马停下来了。死里逃生的农夫长出一口气:“感谢上帝………”
我打了很久,请采纳
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I played for a long time, please
你骑摩托车时碰到过什么笑话么?
二十年前我爸开摩的,我手痒也想骑,一个上午我爸去地里干活了,我拿了钥匙上去一拧油门,直接怼猪圈里去了,吓得几只猪嚎了半天
你在骑摩托车的时候闹出过什么笑话?
前面查扣摩托车,我很配合停车,掏出行驶证驾驶证奉上,辅警粗略看看证照,指着面前8轮大车:推上,我说,啥,辅警:你前面购买路桥费标识粘错左边,犯规。车暂扣。既犯规,我收了暂收罚单,车被暂扣。 我躲一边,欲加深了解更多犯规扣车原因(半路没车,怎么走)约10钟辅警以同样理由扣了一摩托车,原因竟是购买路桥费标识粘错了右边,
幽默段子笑话:哥们,你脚上绑一根绳子怎么骑摩托车
幽默段子笑话:
哥们,你脚上绑一根绳子怎么骑摩托车?
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婚不久的小两口正在家中亲热。
老公突然埋怨道:“老婆,这个床咯吱咯吱好响哦,被别人听到怎么办?”
老婆不屑的答道:“没事的,老公,我叫大声点,别人就听不到床响了!”
能笑死人的笑话
1、小猫和小狗看着冻得瑟瑟发抖的主人,心里嘀咕着:人类真傻B,闲着没事的时候为什么不长点毛呢?2、一天,北极熊在街上遇见大熊猫,上去就给大熊猫一脚,说:“就看不惯你丫装酷,傻B,还戴一墨镜。”
3、有两只苍蝇在打羽毛球,正打着一苍蝇突然倒地了,另一只苍蝇就上前问:“咋地了,哥们?”这只苍蝇答道:“拿错拍子了,拿成电蝇拍了。”4、蚊子甲抱怨道:“每天的伙食都一样,没胃口!”蚊子乙回答说:“今天晚上咱换换口味,我盯上一个老外,今晚咱吃西餐!”5、白素贞被法海压在雷锋塔下,许仙心有不甘,于是决定去寻找法海。找了许久,终于在一个禅寺里面找到了他,于是拍门唱道:“小秃子乖乖,把门开开,快点快点快点开,我要走进来。。。”6、老虎不讲卫生,吃完东西不刷牙,结果长出了鲍牙。豹子见了哈哈大笑。老虎摸着嘴里的鲍牙说:“死豹子,你别笑,你不刷牙也会长鲍牙的!”豹子说:“我是豹子,长鲍牙我不怕,就只怕长虎牙。”7、一只狐狸在草原上看到一只兔子在没命地跑着,于是就拦住它问问是怎么回事。兔子喘着粗气说:“虎大王已经下了命令,要把所有的公羊都杀掉。一只不留。”狐狸疑惑了:“你又不是公羊,你跑什么?”兔子捋了捋长耳朵,叹了口气说:这年头儿,冤死的还少吗?“